Witticisms

1. Homework is so useless that anyone who ever does it is surely a pathetic loser.

2. There is no point in living if you cannot feel alive.

3. Only those who are hesitant are those who make mistakes.

4. There is no such thing as humility; the humble man is humble for all to see.

5. We dream to live a perfect life, but a perfect dream is the life we live.

6. A martyr never dies if the cause does not die with him.

7. A relationship is what makes two lovers sail apart from one another.

8. Money makes one rich in the wallet, but poor in the soul.

9. Our family is our closest friend and our biggest enemy.

10. Love is a thief; in searching for love, it steals the rest of your life.